Shinobu and Downstaaiirrrsssssss are playing at a house tonight at 5822 Shattuck Ave in Oakland, 7pm! I’m gonna probably BART to Rockridge unless someone wants to give me a rideeeeeeeee (or hit me up if you wanta BART together and get your scarf back or something)
Eoin and Fiona were kind enough to write the bio for my new OKCupid profile. This is to important to vanish from the internet, here it is for posterity while I put my old profile back.
I dont have fingers. So Im typing with my teeth/teeth stumps. Im full of interesting facts like that. One time, i jumped my bike over like…10 garbage cans. They were mostly on fire. You are impressed by that. I have commanded guerilla forces in Uganda and Chipottle. I know how to build a boat for all you know. Hairy ankles apparently. I love you. My friend once gave Danzig a brick. He was mad. Date me. I love you. I went to college for tickle down ecnomics. come on over and I’ll give you the 411. Hows about a smootch baby? I can play guitar and Ive met people who can also play the guitar. popsices are for the summertime, ive made them. A pillowfight ensues. Of course, fiona is the victor. I love you. I have a robot voice instead of a human voice. Most women find this very exotic. You do to. I dont need glases, but I am willing to change for you honey. I have worn the saem clothes for…oh…i dont even know. before our date I will change. Promise. Showers. Ill do that. Our compatibility is based upon hot tub ownerships, only numbers 4 to 20 will be considered….get it? 4….20? get it? do you? smoking makes my tummy hurt. I dont want it. I think this song in the other room is the mummies..no its iggy pop…im dumb…i am Avi. Yo like me. I wanna be your dog. I wanna be a bear. I shook hands with dany glover. I was wearing gloves. 100% dancer. America. America. Garfield. Handcuffs. Make me an offer I cant refuse. Pussywillow. Dating me will be a double good idea. Love you.